Managers come in all shapes and sizes: black, white... Wait, what am I talking about? Ah, yes, let's say a few words about a phenomenon invented by a sick comedian's mind, namely managers. A typical conversation with an employer:

-Hello! How are you doing? My name is Artyom, i'm looking for a...

-YOUR NAME IS WHAT???

-Artyom!... Tyoma!... Tom! MY NAME IS TOM!

-All right, Tom, what do you want from me?

-I said, i looking for a summer job! Do you have any available job position? Are you hiring now?

-No, now we are hiring only servers.

-(Do I look like a bum to you???). Okey, thank you. Good bye)))

And it's always like this. They are mean, even if they have a sense of humor)