Wait a second, stop! Where is the "pause" button here?

Referee, time out, please. I have questions!

There are several of them, they are a bit strange and different

But I will try to explain everything very simply

(c) GUF "I have questions"

Like any first-timer, I probably have 100,500 questions before the trip.

1. What should I take with me? Considering that it all has to fit into 1 backpack
2. How to get to... (Moscow from Perm, Airport to Chelsea in New York, from New York to Atlantic City, from Atlantic City to Ventnor City...)
3. Where will we live?
4. Will I understand anything in their speech?
5. How to learn this not-so-small menu?
6. When will it finally be warm?
7. How long will it take for me to reach Masha in America?
8. With whom and how will I celebrate my birthday?
9. Macbook air pro or IPad2?
10. Is there life on Mars?
11. How much money should I take with me?
12. Who will I sleep with in America, considering that my Grizzly won't fit in the backpack (I'm talking about my bear, just so you know)?
13. And when I get expelled, can I be reinstated for the 4th or 5th year?
14. Why are there top managers, but no top janitors or top cleaners? What do I need to do to become a top waitress in America?
15. Can one be convicted, like for a bribe, for a bribing smile?
16. How to force myself to pass exams? What (who) will be my "kick in the butt"?
    Well, actually, to be honest, I'm only interested in the first and last question, the rest will be solved as problems arise)

Guys, if anyone is reading this, please help ;) Let's figure it out together