"What is funny cannot be dangerous." - Voltaire
Before an interview, you should try to stay composed and calm) I think the best way to calm down is a little humor.
Here you can find some jokes about America and Americans)
Job interview. An American (A) who speaks Russian asks a girl (G):
(A) What did you graduate from?
(G) Law school.
(A) F*ck me?!
- Mr. Bush, do you have proof that Iraq possesses weapons of mass destruction?
- Yes, we kept the receipts.
Columbus, damn you! Why should Serbs suffer because of your curiosity?
For the sake of political correctness in the USA, in chess and checkers, black is now allowed to move first.
- Why are all your apples bitten?
- Those are American, the Apple variety...
In an American bakery:
- I'd like a loaf of bread and half a black one! Sorry, half an Afro-loaf!
- Why do you dislike Americans so much?
- Just imagining that they don't have to switch their keyboard layout...
- What is the most powerful American chemical weapon?
- McDonald's.
Two friends meet:
- Americans are perverts! They have sex with the lights on.
- Why perverts? My wife and I tried it - it's great! Try it yourself - you'll like it!
Two weeks later: - Well, did you try it?
- Yes! It's just super! My wife likes it, and what a blast for the kids!
In an American school, a Russian immigrant teaches Russian.
John to the teacher:
- How do you write "My cop" in Russian?
- The same way, just as one word.
The secret of the American smile is hamburgers. You have to have a huge mouth to bite them!
Boss gathers his employees:
- I'm afraid I have to fire one of you...
Black employee: - You can't fire me - that's racial discrimination!
Woman: - Me neither - that's gender oppression!
Older worker: - Just try to fire me! That's age discrimination!
Everyone looks at the young worker. He sighs: - Hmm... I think I'm gay...
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