So, I'm sleeping peacefully, not bothering anyone... and my phone rings. I see it's a call from the office. When I'm sleepy, I'm a bit out of it, so I answer, they tell me something, I don't even remember what, we say goodbye, and I go back to sleep. An hour later, I wake up, realize I got a call, but I have no clue what they said. I decided to call back, and they tell me an offer came in for me. I froze... They said Washington, I missed the state (but immediately thought, 'Aha, the capital!'), housekeeper, just like I wanted, and housing at the same hotel! I was beyond happy, and the pay is great too! I told everyone, bragged to everyone, and in the evening I went to the office to sign the papers. I took the job description, came home, and realized it says PA, not DC. I rushed to the internet, and it turns out my job is in the city of Washington, but in the state of Pennsylvania! That's how I messed up with my offer, but I think, suppose, hope, and am sure that this will be the best, most fun summer of my life!!!! You can have fun in Pennsylvania too, the main thing is to have good company, the rest doesn't matter. Now I need to figure out how to pass my exams early!!! But that's a completely different problem! Ahead is Yekaterinburg, the embassy, then a month of waiting, and there it is, AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting

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