He reunido en un solo lugar los ejemplos de entrevistas más interesantes, creo que a los chicos no les importará.
--1--
K: Hi!
Yo: How do you do! (sin entender nada, sin esperar a que pregunte, ¡le enseño el DS-2019!)
K: How’re you?
Yo: Pretty good
K: (no escuchó nada y vuelve a preguntar) How’re you?
Yo: I’M FINE!
K: OK Are these documents yours? (señala mis cuestionarios, la foto)
Yo: Yes
K: Are you sure?
Yo: Yope!
K: Where’re you going to work?
Yo: M.P.company,Ww,NJ.
K: Who is the governor on NJ state?
Yo: ??? I’m sorry? I don’t remember!
K: And who is the president of US?
Yo: B. Obama!
K: All right, and what do you study?
Yo: (escuché where) Kazan Cooperative Institute
K: NO! I mean what do you study??
Yo: Oyy, economics!
K: Who is the minister of economics in Russia?
Yo: Eh... German Gref!
K: Very well. Your English is good. And what’s your favorite movie?
Yo: (solté lo primero que me vino a la mente) Comedy – Alone at home!
K: Oy, you mean Home alone. Do you really like it?
Yo: YES! (es que me encanta)
K: OK You’ll get your Visa! Everything is fine! Have a nice summer!
Yo: Good bye! (no estaba de pie como me habían enseñado – recto, sino que me apoyé en ese alféizar)
K: Have a nice... ya no escuché más porque me fui, no, ¡volé hacia la salida!
--2--
-Officer: Hello
-Me: Hi (¡¡¡sonreímos!!!)
-O: So... let me see... You are an exchange student, aren’t you?
-M: Yes, Sir
-O: And what are you going to do in America? Are you going to work?
-M: I'm going to work as a waitress at an Italian restaurant. You may laugh, but working as a waitress has been one of the dreams of my life. Indeed, every time I am at the restaurant with my parents or friends, I want to be at the place of the waiter.
-O: (El oficial realmente se ríe) Well, it’s a hard job, believe me!
-M: Yes, I’ve heard about it. Well, I’ll be given an opportunity to try it out!
-O: Were do you study?
-M: (luego, con un gesto elegante, saco el carné de estudiante, la libreta de calificaciones, certificados de las universidades y comienza la oda a la Alma Mater) I’m enrolled in the program of the Russian-French University which means that I am a student at the Linguistic University of NN, where I study French and English, and at the Economics Department of the NN State University. That’s why when I graduate in two years I’ll be given two diplomas!
-O: (Hojea profesionalmente la libreta de calificaciones, mira los sellos en el carné de estudiante) I see...Very nice...May I have a look at your previous passport with the previous visas? This is the new one, isn’t it?
-M: Yes, the passport that you have is new, because the old one has already expired. Here is my old passport. (Se entrega el pasaporte viejo, el oficial lo hojea, pone un sello en la vieja visa estadounidense “Canceled without prejudice”). As you see, I've traveled a lot in my life. I've been many times to Europe: Germany and France. I strongly believe that travelling is the greatest thing in the world! One gets to know other cultures, mentalities, meets new interesting people and practices the language. Alone changing the atmosphere makes it worth to go on trip!
-O: Ok, well...thank you, your documents are all right, everything is fine and you can pick up your visa within few days. Good luck and have a nice trip!
-M: Thank you. Bye!
--3--
K: Good morning. (apenas me miró, mientras rebuscaba entre los papeles)
Yo: Good morning. (sonrío ampliamente.)
K: Summer Work and Travel, right?
Yo: Right.
K: So, last summer you were...?
Yo: Tennessee, Chattanooga. (rostro extremadamente honesto)
K: Excuse me?..
Yo: TENNESSEE!
K: Oh, oh, ok, I see. Tennessee. Last time you came back late....
Yo: (el corazón se me cae a los pies y empiezan a entrar malos pensamientos, es cada vez más difícil mantener la sonrisa).
K: ....October, 15... Right?
Yo: Yes, sir.
K: You missed some classes, right? (amenazante y con presión)
Yo: mantengo los restos de mi compostura y... de repente suelto con un tono sorprendentemente tranquilo: No!
K: (perplejidad en el rostro) – No??? But your classes start....?
Yo: Oh, sure, the first of September. But first two months our schedule is rather unstable, classes are not very serious. It was not difficult for me to catch up. So, I didn’t have any problems. (ojos honestos de nuevo.)
K: Ok.... (rebuscando de nuevo entre los papeles, parece que la respuesta le satisfizo). So, you visited the US once. Why do you want to do it again?
Yo: (para esta pregunta estaba preparada y había preparado un largo discurso sobre que esto me permitiría improve my English, que me ayudaría en mi futura carrera, ya que mi especialización es "EE. UU. y Canadá", etc.) Respiré hondo y... de repente solté: - I just enjoyed it. I like it! (expresión facial simplona) Ahí empiezo a entender que he vuelto a decir una tontería total y que probablemente es hora de retirarme.... Pero sigo manteniendo una buena cara ante el mal juego. Sigo sonriendo.
K: (para mi sorpresa, la expresión de su rostro es como si no esperara otra respuesta) - Ok! Where are you going this summer?
Yo: Maryland.
K: Ok. Can you show me your student ticket? (Creo que dijo exactamente eso, no recuerdo. Pero entendí de qué se trataba y busqué el carné de estudiante.)
Yo: Here you are. (le doy el carné de estudiante).
K: Ok... (lo examina y de repente empieza a fruncir el ceño – ya estoy sudando frío y tensa esperando la trampa, aunque no había razón para tener miedo – realmente soy estudiante).
Are you a sophomore? (estudiante de segundo año, por si alguien no lo sabe)
Yo: No, I’m in my forth year...
K: Oh!!! O’kaaaaay!!! They just make these stamps so close to each other that I can barely see them.
Yo: (Suelto una risa nerviosa, los nervios están al límite. Decido entregar también el certificado de la universidad, por si acaso)
K: Oh, ok. Ok. So, everything is ok with your documents. (Aquí se aleja un poco con su silla y le pregunta a alguien "We are doing the same as last time, aren’t we?"
Yo: (Aquí entiendo a qué se refiere – 18 de marzo, cuando rechazaron a todos. Estoy decepcionada, pero sigo intentando sonreír.)
K: Everything is fine. But.... We have some problems with your sponsor organization, they didn’t provide us with correct information. It’s not your fault. You can’t get your visa till we fix the problem. Ok? (pone mis papeles en una pila)
Yo: Ok....(asiento con la cabeza con comprensión.) My passport... (extiendo la mano)
K: No, no! We will keep it till your company fixes the problem. Ok?
Yo: Oh! Sure!!! (sonrío ampliamente, porque entiendo que todavía queda pólvora en el barril)
K: Good bye!
Yo: Good bye!
--4--
-What is your name?
-My name is Darya Lapik.
-Where do you study?
-I study at the Nourth Caucasus State Technical University
-At what faculty do you study?
-At the faculty of Translater and Interpreter
-At what course do you study?
-I am a second-year student
-What is your future profession?
-My future profession is Translater and Interpreter
-When will you finish your university?
-In 2007
-Where do you go?
-I am leaving for CampAnne in Pennsylvania.
-What will you do there ?
-I will be housekeeper
-What classes did you miss today?
-English...
-At what time
-At 11 O'clock
-What classes do you have tomorrow?
-German...
-Who is your teacher in Phylosophy?
-...(her name)
-Write down your signature, place and date.
-OK
--5--
-Hello.
-Hello. What's your name? - me dijo como respuesta.
-My name is Marina Koval.
-What university are you studing at?
-I'm studing at the Nouth Cacausus State technical university in Stavropol.
-What is your future profession?
-My future profession is translator and interpreter in the intercultural communication.
-What will you do in America?
-I will work as a waitress there.
-Is this your first visit to America?
-Yes.
-all right. - después de esto empezó a hojear mis cuestionarios, me dio una hoja y dijo lo siguiente - right down your signature, place and date, - y me deseó un buen viaje.
-Have a nice day. Bye.
-Bye.
--6--
-Hello!
-Hello! Why didn’t you receive your visa last year?
-I have a letter from the embassy, where written that my documents was incomplete, especially form DS-2019.
-Please write signature, Moscow, and date (me da el DS-2019).
-Here you are.
-What faculty do you study at?
-I study at a Faculty of Information Systems and Technologies.
-What course do you study at?
-I’m a third year full-time student.
-Why do you want to go to this state?
-Because it’s a seaside and I think it’ll be fun.
-What will be your work?
-Amusement park worker: games, attractions...
-How will you spend your free time?
-I’ll go swimming, play sports and so on.
-What lessons do you have on Friday.
-IP-networks, Internet service, programming.
-OK. You’ll receive your visa in a few days.
-Thank you, can I go?
-Yes.
-Have a nice day.
--7--
Yo: - Hello!
K: - Hello.
Yo: - How are you doing? (El cónsul se sorprendió gratamente al escuchar estas palabras mágicas, que un estadounidense promedio dice unas 50 veces al día. Y aquí, al ver su sonrisa y la expresión de su rostro, entendí: ¡se acabó, la visa está en el bolsillo!!!!)
K: - Fine, thanks. And you?
Yo: - I'm fine (sí, claro fine.. me tiemblan las manos)
K: - Ok. Do you love your parents?
Yo: - Yes, sure sir..
K: - Why?
Yo: - Just because they are very important part of my life+ They give me such things+like+ you know+.things that can help me in my future life.
K: - For example?
Yo: - Actually, they give me all that I need and even more. Their love. And care. And money, of course+
K: - Do you respect your parents?
Yo: - Yes sir. And I love them. My family is everything for me.
--8--
K: hi!
Yo: hello) How r u doing?
K: OOoOh I'm fantastic and how are you?
Yo: I'm fine, thanks
K: where are you going
Yo: InterExchange Centre they are looking for a job offer for me.
Yo: the fourth
K: dedo índice derecho (señala el escáner)
Yo: Do you speak Russian?
K: No, I just work here. (me devuelve el memorando) Have you read this?
Yo: Yes, I read.
K: Any questions?
Yo: No
K: ADIÓS (en ruso)
--9--
Yo: hi, how are you?
K: i'm great, and you?
Yo: i'm fine, thanks
K: Kristina, right?
Yo: yeah
K: how old were you when you leave it?
Yo: i was 6
K: oh, you were so little..
K: so, where do you study? (respondí como es)
K: what is your especialidad?
Yo: management
K: and whom are you going to work in the us?
Yo: a waitress, or a housekeaper, will see it..
K: what are you going to do in the US?
Yo: to work, to travell, to make new friends of course
K: and who pays for your trip
Yo: my parents
K: (me muestra el memorando y dice) did you read it?
Yo: yes of course
K: (sonrió) have you any qwestions?
Yo: no
--10--
Yo: Good morning
K: Good morning, How are you?
Yo: Normal, very well, and you?
K: I'm fine,What do you want to go?
Yo: I want to go NY City, I want see NY City
K: What are you study?
Yo: I study at the Tambov...etc.
K: No,What?
Yo: east Culture, Russian Culture.
K: Where are you study?
Yo: I study at Tambov State University name of Derzhavin
K: Did you read the memo?
Yo: yes, I read.
K: What is written in it?
Yo: I have the right
K: And?
Yo: My employer must not treat me badly
K: QUE TENGAS UN BUEN VIAJE
Yo: Thanks
--11--
K: Hello!
Yo: Hello!
K: Your documents please... This, this and this. Ok.
K: Your name is Maxim, right?
Yo: Yes.
K: And your friends often call you Max?
Yo: Yes (sonrío)
K: Do you a second course student?
Yo: Yes.
K: Yes, I do. (como entendí, me corrigió)
Yo: Yes, I do. (repito después de él sonriendo)
K: Where did you study? (sonriendo)
Yo: I'm study at Ulyanovsk State University, in Russian-American department. My major is economics.
K: Ok. In that state would you like to go?
Yo: New Jersey. It's my dream! (quería decir North or South Carolina)
K: Oh (sonríe sorprendido y empieza a firmar los documentos)
K: Put your (algún) finger on the scaner. (y señaló el dedo)
Yo: (puse el dedo)
K: Ok, Maxim. Your visa is approved! Good Bye! (saludó con la mano)
Yo: Thank you very much (salgo de la sala terriblemente satisfecho)
--12--
Yo: Hello (entrego los documentos por la ventanilla y sonrío, por supuesto)
K: Hi, What is your name?
Yo: My name is Sergey
K: How are you?
Yo: I’m fine
K: How old are you?
Yo: sevent..., (luego un oh) eighteen
K: What are you studying?
Yo: I studying in Don State Technical University
K: You are a second student year?
Yo: No, I am a first student year
K: Ok. What is your speciality?
Yo: My speciality is a standardization and certification
K: Ok. What is a standardization and certification?
Yo: (Pude explicarlo en ruso con dificultad, y aquí en inglés) This is GOST, standard :)
K: Where do your parents work?
Yo: My father is working in North Caucathion railway and my mother is housewife!
K: Ok. Have you got brothers or sisters?
Yo: I have a brother
K: What is name your brothers?
Yo: He is name Dmitri
K: How old are your brothers?
Yo: 23
K: Where are he studying?
Yo: He is a military student (algo así)
K: Ok. You have a Job-offer?
Yo: Yes, I have (y lo saco de la carpeta y se lo doy)
K: What job are you going to have in the US?
Yo: I will working a groundskeeper
K: What you will doing on a work? (algo así)
Yo: I will made a garden is better
K: (luego tomó el memorando que entregué "sobre la trata de personas")
Yo: I’m read
K: You understand that is here written?
Yo: Yes
K: Good, have a nice a trip
Yo: Thanks you!
K: Bye!
Yo: Bye!

