Összegyűjtöttem a legérdekesebb interjúpéldákat egy helyen, nem hiszem, hogy a srácok bánnák.
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C: Szia!
Én: How do you do! (nem gondolkodva, nem várva meg, amíg kérdez, odadugom neki a DS-2019-et!)
C: How’re you?
Én: Pretty good
C: (nem hallott semmit, és újra kérdezi) How’re you?
Én: I’M FINE!
C: OK Are these documents yours? (mutatja az űrlapjaimat, a fotót)
Én: Yes
C: Are you sure?
Én: Yope!
C: Where’re you going to work?
Én: M.P.company,Ww,NJ.
C: Who is the governor on NJ state?
Én: ??? I’m sorry? I don’t remember!
C: And who is the president of US?
Én: B. Obama!
C: All right, and what do you study?
Én: (én 'where'-t hallottam) Kazan Cooperative Institute
C: NO! I mean what do you study??
Én: Oyy, economics!
C: Who is the minister of economics in Russia?
Én: Ööö... German Gref!
C: Very well. Your English is good. And what’s your favorite movie?
Én: (kiböktem az elsőt, ami eszembe jutott) Comedy – Home Alone!
C: Oy, you mean Home alone. Do you really like it?
Én: YES! (imádom)
C: OK You’ll get your Visa! Everything is fine! Have a nice summer!
Én: Good bye! (nem úgy álltam, ahogy tanították – egyenesen, hanem rátámaszkodtam az ablakpárkányra)
C: Have a nice... a többit már nem hallottam, mert elindultam, nem, repültem a kijárat felé!
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-Tiszt: Hello
-Én: Hi (mosolygunk!!!)
-O: So... let me see... You are an exchange student, aren’t you?
-M: Yes, Sir
-O: And what are you going to do in America? Are you going to work?
-M: I'm going to work as a waitress at an Italian restaurant. You may laugh, but working as a waitress has been one of the dreams of my life. Indeed, every time I am at the restaurant with my parents or friends, I want to be at the place of the waiter.
-O: (A tiszt valóban nevet) Well, it’s a hard job, believe me!
-M: Yes, I’ve heard about it. Well, I’ll be given an opportunity to try it out!
-O: Were do you study?
-M: (majd elegáns mozdulattal előkerül az diákigazolvány, a leckekönyv, az egyetemi igazolások, és elkezdődik az óda az Alma Materhez) I’m enrolled in the program of the Russian-French University which means that I am a student at the Linguistic University of NN, where I study French and English, and at the Economics Department of the NN State University. That’s why when I graduate in two years I’ll be given two diplomas!
-O: (Üzleties módon lapozza a leckekönyvet, nézi a pecséteket a diákigazolványban) I see...Very nice...May I have a look at your previous passport with the previous visas? This is the new one, isn’t it?
-M: Yes, the passport that you have is new, because the old one has already expired. Here is my old passport. (Átadom a régi útlevelet, a tiszt lapozza, a régi amerikai vízumra rányomja a „Canceled without prejudice” pecsétet). As you see, I've traveled a lot in my life. I've been many times to Europe: Germany and France. I strongly believe that travelling is the greatest thing in the world! One gets to know other cultures, mentalities, meets new interesting people and practices the language. Alone changing the atmosphere makes it worth to go on trip!
-O: Ok, well...thank you, your documents are all right, everything is fine and you can pick up your visa within few days. Good luck and have a nice trip!
-M: Thank you. Bye!
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C: Good morning. (alig nézett rám, közben a papírokban turkált)
Én: Good morning. (szélesen mosolygok.)
C: Summer Work and Travel, right?
Én: Right.
C: So, last summer you were...?
Én: Tennessee, Chattanooga. (végtelenül őszinte arc)
K: Excuse me?..
Én: TENNESSEE!
C: Oh, oh, ok, I see. Tennessee. Last time you came back late....
Én: (a szívem a torkomban dobog, rossz gondolatok kúsznak be, a mosolyt egyre nehezebb megtartani).
K: ....October, 15... Right?
Én: Yes, sir.
K: You missed some classes, right? (fenyegetően és nyomással)
Én: megőrzöm a maradék önuralmamat és... hirtelen meglepően nyugodt hangon kibököm: No!
K: (zavar az arcán) – No??? But your classes start....?
Én: Oh, sure, the first of September. But first two months our schedule is rather unstable, classes are not very serious. It was not difficult for me to catch up. So, I didn’t have any problems. (megint őszinte szemek.)
K: Ok.... (megint a papírokban turkálva, úgy tűnik, a válasz kielégítette). So, you visited the US once. Why do you want to do it again?
Én: (erre a kérdésre felkészültem, és hosszú beszédet készítettem arról, hogy ez lehetővé teszi számomra, hogy improve my English, hogy ez segíteni fog a jövőbeli karrieremben, mivel a szakom "USA és Kanada" stb.) Mély levegőt vettem és.... hirtelen kiböktem: - I just enjoyed it. I like it! (egyszerű arckifejezés) Itt kezdem megérteni, hogy megint teljes hülyeséget beszéltem, és hogy ideje tudni, mikor kell abbahagyni.... De még mindig tartom magam. Még mindig mosolygok.
K: (meglepetésemre az arckifejezése olyan, mintha más választ nem is várt volna) - Ok! Where are you going this summer?
Én: Maryland.
K: Ok. Can you show me your student ticket? (Azt hiszem, pontosan ezt mondta, nem emlékszem. De megértettem, miről van szó, és nyúltam a diákigazolványért.)
Én: Here you are. (átnyújtom a diákigazolványt).
C: Ok... (vizsgálja, és hirtelen ráncolni kezdi a homlokát – már hideg verítékben vagyok, feszülten várom a csapdát, bár nem volt mitől félni – tényleg diák vagyok). Are you a sophomore?
Én: No, I’m in my forth year...
K: Oh!!! O’kaaaaay!!! They just make these stamps so close to each other that I can barely see them.
Én: (Kipréselek egy ideges nevetést, az idegeim a határon vannak. Úgy döntök, hogy becsúsztatok egy igazolást az egyetemről is, csak a biztonság kedvéért)
K: Oh, ok. Ok. So, everything is ok with your documents. (Itt a székével egy kicsit hátrébb gurul, és megkérdez valakit: "We are doing the same as last time, aren’t we?"
Én: (Itt esik le, mire gondol – március 18., amikor mindenkit elutasítottak. Csalódott vagyok, de még mindig próbálok mosolyogni.)
K: Everything is fine. But.... We have some problems with your sponsor organization, they didn’t provide us with correct information. It’s not your fault. You can’t get your visa till we fix the problem. Ok? (összerakja a papírjaimat egy kupacba)
Én: Ok....(megértően bólintok.) My passport... (nyújtom a kezem)
K: No, no! We will keep it till your company fixes the problem. Ok?
Én: Oh! Sure!!! (szélesen mosolygok, mert rájövök, hogy még van puskapor a puskámban)
C: Good bye!
Én: Good bye!
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-What is your name?
-My name is Darya Lapik.
-Where do you study?
-I study at the Nourth Caucasus State Technical University
-At what faculty do you study?
-At the faculty of Translater and Interpreter
-At what course do you study?
-I am a second-year student
-What is your future profession?
-My future profession is Translater and Interpreter
-When will you finish your university?
-In 2007
-Where do you go?
-I am leaving for CampAnne in Pennsylvania.
-What will you do there ?
-I will be housekeeper
-What classes did you miss today?
-English...
-At what time
-At 11 O'clock
-What classes do you have tomorrow?
-German...
-Who is your teacher in Phylosophy?
-...(her name)
-Write down your signature, place and date.
-OK
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-Hello.
-Hello. What's your name? - mondta nekem válaszul.
-My name is Marina Koval.
-What university are you studing at?
-I'm studing at the Nouth Cacausus State technical university in Stavropol.
-What is your future profession?
-My future profession is translator and interpreter in the intercultural communication.
-What will you do in America?
-I will work as a waitress there.
-Is this your first visit to America?
-Yes.
-all right. - ami után elkezdte lapozgatni az űrlapjaimat, átnyújtott egy lapot, és a következőt mondta - right down your signature, place and date, - és jó utat kívánt.
-Have a nice day. Bye.
-Bye.
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-Hello!
-Hello! Why didn’t you receive your visa last year?
-I have a letter from the embassy, where written that my documents was incomplete, especially form DS-2019.
-Please write signature, Moscow, and date (átnyújtja a DS-2019-et).
-Here you are.
-What faculty do you study at?
-I study at a Faculty of Information Systems and Technologies.
-What course do you study at?
-I’m a third year full-time student.
-Why do you want to go to this state?
-Because it’s a seaside and I think it’ll be fun.
-What will be your work?
-Amusement park worker: games, attractions...
-How will you spend your free time?
-I’ll go swimming, play sports and so on.
-What lessons do you have on Friday.
-IP-networks, Internet service, programming.
-OK. You’ll receive your visa in a few days.
-Thank you, can I go?
-Yes.
-Have a nice day.
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Én: - Hello!
C: - Hello.
Én: - How are you doing? (A konzul kellemesen meglepődött, amikor meghallotta ezeket a bűvös szavakat, amelyeket az átlagos amerikai naponta kb. 50-szer mond ki. És itt, látva a mosolyát és az arckifejezését, rájöttem – ennyi, a vízum a zsebemben!!!!)
C: - Fine, thanks. And you?
Én: - I'm fine (igen, persze fine.. a kezem remeg)
C: - Ok. Do you love your parents?
Én: - Yes, sure sir..
C: - Why?
Én: - Just because they are very important part of my life+ They give me such things+like+ you know+.things that can help me in my future life.
C: - For example?
Én: - Actually, they give me all that I need and even more. Their love. And care. And money, of course+
C: - Do you respect your parents?
Én: - Yes sir. And I love them. My family is everything for me.
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C: hi!
Én: hello) How r u doing?
C: OOoOh I'm fantastic and how are you?
Én: I'm fine, thanks
C: where are you going
Én: InterExchange Centre they are looking for a job offer for me.
Én: the fourth
C: jobb mutatóujj (a szkennerre mutat)
Én: Do you speak Russian?
C: No, I just work here. (visszaadja az emlékeztetőt) Have you read this?
Én: Yes, I read.
C: Any questions?
Én: No
C: VISZLÁT (oroszul)
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Én: hi, how are you?
C: i'm great, and you?
Én: i'm fine, thanks
C: Kristina, right?
Én: yeah
C: how old were you when you leave it?
Én: i was 6
C: oh, you were so little..
C: so, where do you study? (úgy válaszoltam, ahogy van)
C: what is your specialization?
Én: management
C: and whom are you going to work in the us?
Én: a waitress, or a housekeaper, will see it..
C: what are you going to do in the US?
Én: to work, to travell, to make new friends of course
C: and who pays for your trip
Én: my parents
C: (megmutatja az emlékeztetőt és azt mondja) did you read it?
Én: yes of course
C: (elmosolyodott) have you any qwestions?
Én: no
--10--
Én: Good morning
C: Good morning, How are you?
Én: Normal, very well, and you?
C: I'm fine,What do you want to go?
Én: I want to go NY City, I want see NY City
C: What are you study?
Én: I study at the Tambov...stb
C: No,What?
Én: east Culture, Russian Culture.
C: Where are you study?
Én: I study at Tambov State University name of Derzhavin
C: Did you read the memo?
Én: yes, I read.
C: What is written in it?
Én: I have the right
C: And?
Én: My employer must not treat me badly
C: JÓ UTAT
Én: Thanks
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C: Hello!
Én: Hello!
C: Your documents please... This, this and this. Ok.
C: Your name is Maxim, right?
Én: Yes.
C: And your friends often call you Max?
Én: Yes (mosolygok)
C: Do you a second course student?
Én: Yes.
C: Yes, I do. (ahogy értettem, kijavított)
Én: Yes, I do. (megismétlem utána mosolyogva)
C: Where did you study? (mosolyogva)
Én: I'm study at Ulyanovsk State University, in Russian-American department. My major is economics.
C: Ok. In that state would you like to go?
Én: New Jersey. It's my dream! (észak- vagy dél-karolinát akartam mondani)
C: Oh (meglepődve mosolyog, és elkezdi aláírni a dokumentumokat)
C: Put your (valamilyen) finger on the scaner. (és megmutatta az ujját)
Én: (odatettem az ujjam)
C: Ok, Maxim. Your visa is approved! Good Bye! (intett a kezével)
Én: Thank you very much (rettenetesen boldogan jövök ki a teremből)
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Én: Hello (átadom az ablaknál a dokumentumokat és persze mosolygok)
C: Hi, What is your name?
Én: My name is Sergey
C: How are you?
Én: I’m fine
C: How old are you?
Én: sevent..., (aztán egy ilyen hoppá) eighteen
C: What are you studying?
Én: I studying in Don State Technical University
C: You are a second student year?
Én: No, I am a first student year
C: Ok. What is your speciality?
Én: My speciality is a standardization and certification
C: Ok. What is a standardization and certification?
Én: (Ezt oroszul is alig tudtam elmagyarázni, nemhogy angolul) This is GOST, standard :)
C: Where do your parents work?
Én: My father is working in North Caucathion railway and my mother is housewife!
C: Ok. Have you got brothers or sisters?
Én: I have a brother
C: What is name your brothers?
Én: He is name Dmitri
C: How old are your brothers?
Én: 23
C: Where are he studying?
Én: He is a military student (valami ilyesmi)
C: Ok. You have a Job-offer?
Én: Yes, I have (és kiveszem a mappából és odaadom neki)
C: What job are you going to have in the US?
Én: I will working a groundskeeper
C: What you will doing on a work? (valami ilyesmi)
Én: I will made a garden is better
C: (aztán elvette az emlékeztetőt, amit az "emberkereskedelemről" adtam)
Én: I’m read
C: You understand that is here written?
Én: Yes
C: Good, have a nice a trip
Én: Thanks you!
C: Bye!
Én: Bye!
