Zebrałem w jednym miejscu najciekawsze przykłady rozmów, myślę, że chłopaki nie będą mieli nic przeciwko.
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C: Cześć!
Ja: How do you do! (nie myśląc, nie czekając, aż zapyta, wciskam mu DS-2019!)
C: How’re you?
Ja: Pretty good
C: (nic nie usłyszał i pyta znowu) How’re you?
Ja: I’M FINE!
C: OK Are these documents yours? (pokazuje moje ankiety, zdjęcie)
Ja: Yes
C: Are you sure?
Ja: Yope!
C: Where’re you going to work?
Ja: M.P.company,Ww,NJ.
C: Who is the governor on NJ state?
Ja: ??? I’m sorry? I don’t remember!
C: And who is the president of US?
Ja: B. Obama!
C: All right, and what do you study?
Ja: (usłyszałam 'where') Kazan Cooperative Institute
C: NO! I mean what do you study??
Ja: Oyy, economics!
C: Who is the minister of economics in Russia?
Ja: Eee... German Gref!
C: Very well. Your English is good. And what’s your favorite movie?
Ja: (wypaliłam pierwsze, co przyszło mi do głowy) Comedy – Home Alone!
C: Oy, you mean Home alone. Do you really like it?
Ja: YES! (uwielbiam)
C: OK You’ll get your Visa! Everything is fine! Have a nice summer!
Ja: Good bye! (nie stałam tak, jak uczyli – prosto, tylko oparłam się o parapet)
C: Have a nice... reszty już nie słyszałam, bo poszłam, nie, poleciałam do wyjścia!
--2--
-Oficer: Cześć
-Ja: Hi (uśmiechamy się!!!)
-O: So... let me see... You are an exchange student, aren’t you?
-M: Yes, Sir
-O: And what are you going to do in America? Are you going to work?
-M: I'm going to work as a waitress at an Italian restaurant. You may laugh, but working as a waitress has been one of the dreams of my life. Indeed, every time I am at the restaurant with my parents or friends, I want to be at the place of the waiter.
-O: (Oficer naprawdę się śmieje) Well, it’s a hard job, believe me!
-M: Yes, I’ve heard about it. Well, I’ll be given an opportunity to try it out!
-O: Were do you study?
-M: (potem eleganckim gestem wyciągam legitymację studencką, indeks, zaświadczenia z uczelni i zaczyna się oda do Alma Mater)
-M: I’m enrolled in the program of the Russian-French University which means that I am a student at the Linguistic University of NN, where I study French and English, and at the Economics Department of the NN State University. That’s why when I graduate in two years I’ll be given two diplomas!
-O: (Służbowo przegląda indeks, patrzy na pieczątki w legitymacji) I see...Very nice...May I have a look at your previous passport with the previous visas? This is the new one, isn’t it?
-M: Yes, the passport that you have is new, because the old one has already expired. Here is my old passport. (Daję stary paszport, oficer go przegląda, na starej amerykańskiej wizie wbija pieczątkę “Canceled without prejudice”). As you see, I've traveled a lot in my life. I've been many times to Europe: Germany and France. I strongly believe that travelling is the greatest thing in the world! One gets to know other cultures, mentalities, meets new interesting people and practices the language. Alone changing the atmosphere makes it worth to go on trip!
-O: Ok, well...thank you, your documents are all right, everything is fine and you can pick up your visa within few days. Good luck and have a nice trip!
-M: Thank you. Bye!
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C: Good morning. (ledwo na mnie spojrzał, grzebiąc w papierach)
Ja: Good morning. (szeroko się uśmiecham.)
C: Summer Work and Travel, prawda?
Ja: Right.
C: So, last summer you were...?
Ja: Tennessee, Chattanooga. (maksymalnie szczera twarz)
K: Excuse me?..
Ja: TENNESSEE!
C: Oh, oh, ok, I see. Tennessee. Last time you came back late....
Ja: (serce podchodzi mi do gardła, pojawiają się złe myśli, coraz trudniej utrzymać uśmiech).
K: ....October, 15... Right?
Ja: Yes, sir.
K: You missed some classes, right? (groźnie i z naciskiem)
Ja: zachowuję resztki opanowania i... nagle wypalam zaskakująco spokojnym tonem: No!
K: (zdezorientowanie na twarzy) – No??? But your classes start....?
Ja: Oh, sure, the first of September. But first two months our schedule is rather unstable, classes are not very serious. It was not difficult for me to catch up. So, I didn’t have any problems. (znowu szczere oczy.)
K: Ok.... (znowu grzebiąc w papierach, chyba odpowiedź go zadowoliła). So, you visited the US once. Why do you want to do it again?
Ja: (byłam gotowa na to pytanie i przygotowałam długą mowę o tym, że pozwoli mi to improve my English, że pomoże mi w przyszłej karierze, ponieważ moją specjalizacją jest "USA i Kanada" itp.) Wzięłam głęboki oddech i.... nagle wypaliłam: - I just enjoyed it. I like it! (prosta mina) Tutaj zaczynam rozumieć, że znowu palnęłam głupstwo i że czas znać umiar.... Ale wciąż zachowuję dobrą minę do złej gry. Wciąż się uśmiecham.
K: (ku mojemu zdziwieniu, wyraz twarzy jest taki, jakby nie oczekiwał innej odpowiedzi) - Ok! Where are you going this summer?
Ja: Maryland.
K: Ok. Can you show me your student ticket? (Chyba powiedział dokładnie tak, nie pamiętam. Ale zrozumiałam, o co chodzi i sięgnęłam po legitymację.)
Ja: Here you are. (podaję legitymację).
C: Ok... (ogląda i nagle zaczyna marszczyć brwi – już jestem w zimnym pocie, napięta czekam na haczyk, chociaż nie było się czego bać – naprawdę jestem studentką). Are you a sophomore?
Ja: No, I’m in my forth year...
K: Oh!!! O’kaaaaay!!! They just make these stamps so close to each other that I can barely see them.
Ja: (Wyciskam nerwowy śmiech, nerwy są na granicy. Postanawiam podsunąć też zaświadczenie z uczelni, tak na wszelki wypadek)
K: Oh, ok. Ok. So, everything is ok with your documents. (Tutaj odjeżdża na krześle trochę do tyłu i pyta kogoś "We are doing the same as last time, aren’t we?"
Ja: (Tutaj dociera do mnie, co ma na myśli – 18 marca, kiedy wszystkim odmówili. Jestem rozczarowana, ale wciąż próbuję się uśmiechać.)
K: Everything is fine. But.... We have some problems with your sponsor organization, they didn’t provide us with correct information. It’s not your fault. You can’t get your visa till we fix the problem. Ok? (układa moje papiery w stos)
Ja: Ok....(kiwam ze zrozumieniem.) My passport... (wyciągam rękę)
K: No, no! We will keep it till your company fixes the problem. Ok?
Ja: Oh! Sure!!! (szeroko się uśmiecham, bo rozumiem, że jeszcze mam trochę prochu w prochownicy)
C: Good bye!
Ja: Good bye!
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-What is your name?
-My name is Darya Lapik.
-Where do you study?
-I study at the Nourth Caucasus State Technical University
-At what faculty do you study?
-At the faculty of Translater and Interpreter
-At what course do you study?
-I am a second-year student
-What is your future profession?
-My future profession is Translater and Interpreter
-When will you finish your university?
-In 2007
-Where do you go?
-I am leaving for CampAnne in Pennsylvania.
-What will you do there ?
-I will be housekeeper
-What classes did you miss today?
-English...
-At what time
-At 11 O'clock
-What classes do you have tomorrow?
-German...
-Who is your teacher in Phylosophy?
-...(her name)
-Write down your signature, place and date.
-OK
--5--
-Hello.
-Hello. What's your name? - powiedział mi w odpowiedzi.
-My name is Marina Koval.
-What university are you studing at?
-I'm studing at the Nouth Cacausus State technical university in Stavropol.
-What is your future profession?
-My future profession is translator and interpreter in the intercultural communication.
-What will you do in America?
-I will work as a waitress there.
-Is this your first visit to America?
-Yes.
-all right. - po czym zaczął przeglądać moje ankiety, podał mi kartkę i powiedział następujące - right down your signature, place and date, - i życzył szczęśliwej podróży.
-Have a nice day. Bye.
-Bye.
--6--
-Hello!
-Hello! Why didn’t you receive your visa last year?
-I have a letter from the embassy, where written that my documents was incomplete, especially form DS-2019.
-Please write signature, Moscow, and date (podaje DS-2019).
-Here you are.
-What faculty do you study at?
-I study at a Faculty of Information Systems and Technologies.
-What course do you study at?
-I’m a third year full-time student.
-Why do you want to go to this state?
-Because it’s a seaside and I think it’ll be fun.
-What will be your work?
-Amusement park worker: games, attractions...
-How will you spend your free time?
-I’ll go swimming, play sports and so on.
-What lessons do you have on Friday.
-IP-networks, Internet service, programming.
-OK. You’ll receive your visa in a few days.
-Thank you, can I go?
-Yes.
-Have a nice day.
--7--
Ja: - Hello!
C: - Hello.
Ja: - How are you doing? (Konsul był mile zaskoczony, słysząc te magiczne słowa, które przeciętny Amerykanin mówi pewnie z 50 razy dziennie. I tutaj, widząc jego uśmiech i wyraz twarzy, zrozumiałam – koniec, wiza w kieszeni!!!!)
C: - Fine, thanks. And you?
Ja: - I'm fine (tak, oczywiście fine.. ręce mi drżą)
C: - Ok. Do you love your parents?
Ja: - Yes, sure sir..
C: - Why?
Ja: - Just because they are very important part of my life+ They give me such things+like+ you know+.things that can help me in my future life.
C: - For example?
Ja: - Actually, they give me all that I need and even more. Their love. And care. And money, of course+
C: - Do you respect your parents?
Ja: - Yes sir. And I love them. My family is everything for me.
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C: hi!
Ja: hello) How r u doing?
C: OOoOh I'm fantastic and how are you?
Ja: I'm fine, thanks
C: where are you going
Ja: InterExchange Centre they are looking for a job offer for me.
Ja: the fourth
C: prawy palec wskazujący (wskazuje na skaner)
Ja: Do you speak Russian?
C: No, I just work here. (oddaje mi notatkę) Have you read this?
Ja: Yes, I read.
C: Any questions?
Ja: No
C: DO WIDZENIA (po rosyjsku)
--9--
Ja: hi, how are you?
C: i'm great, and you?
Ja: i'm fine, thanks
C: Kristina, right?
Ja: yeah
C: how old were you when you leave it?
Ja: i was 6
C: oh, you were so little..
C: so, where do you study? (odpowiedziałam zgodnie z prawdą)
C: what is your specialization?
Ja: management
C: and whom are you going to work in the us?
Ja: a waitress, or a housekeaper, will see it..
C: what are you going to do in the US?
Ja: to work, to travell, to make new friends of course
C: and who pays for your trip
Ja: my parents
C: (pokazuje mi notatkę i mówi) did you read it?
Ja: yes of course
C: (uśmiechnął się) have you any qwestions?
Ja: no
--10--
Ja: Good morning
C: Good morning, How are you?
Ja: Normal, very well, and you?
C: I'm fine,What do you want to go?
Ja: I want to go NY City, I want see NY City
C: What are you study?
Ja: I study at the Tambov...itd
C: No,What?
Ja: east Culture, Russian Culture.
C: Where are you study?
Ja: I study at Tambov State University name of Derzhavin
C: Did you read the memo?
Ja: yes, I read.
C: What is written in it?
Ja: I have the right
C: And?
Ja: My employer must not treat me badly
C: UDANEJ PODRÓŻY
Ja: Thanks
--11--
C: Hello!
Ja: Hello!
C: Your documents please... This, this and this. Ok.
C: Your name is Maxim, right?
Ja: Yes.
C: And your friends often call you Max?
Ja: Yes (uśmiecham się)
C: Do you a second course student?
Ja: Yes.
C: Yes, I do. (jak zrozumiałam, poprawił mnie)
Ja: Yes, I do. (powtarzam za nim z uśmiechem)
C: Where did you study? (z uśmiechem)
Ja: I'm study at Ulyanovsk State University, in Russian-American department. My major is economics.
C: Ok. In that state would you like to go?
Ja: New Jersey. It's my dream! (chciałam powiedzieć North or South Carolina)
C: Oh (zdziwiony uśmiecha się i zaczyna podpisywać dokumenty)
C: Put your (jakiś) finger on the scaner. (i pokazał palec)
Ja: (przyłożyłam palec)
C: Ok, Maxim. Your visa is approved! Good Bye! (pomachał ręką)
Ja: Thank you very much (strasznie zadowolona wychodzę z sali)
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Ja: Hello (daję w okienko dokumenty i oczywiście się uśmiecham)
C: Hi, What is your name?
Ja: My name is Sergey
C: How are you?
Ja: I’m fine
C: How old are you?
Ja: sevent..., (potem takie oj) eighteen
C: What are you studying?
Ja: I studying in Don State Technical University
C: You are a second student year?
Ja: No, I am a first student year
C: Ok. What is your speciality?
Ja: My speciality is a standardization and certification
C: Ok. What is a standardization and certification?
Ja: (Ledwo potrafiłem to wyjaśnić po rosyjsku, a co dopiero po angielsku) This is GOST, standard :)
C: Where do your parents work?
Ja: My father is working in North Caucathion railway and my mother is housewife!
C: Ok. Have you got brothers or sisters?
Ja: I have a brother
C: What is name your brothers?
Ja: He is name Dmitri
C: How old are your brothers?
Ja: 23
C: Where are he studying?
Ja: He is a military student (coś takiego)
C: Ok. You have a Job-offer?
Ja: Yes, I have (i wyciągam go z teczki i daję jej)
C: What job are you going to have in the US?
Ja: I will working a groundskeeper
C: What you will doing on a work? (coś takiego)
Ja: I will made a garden is better
C: (potem wzięła notatkę, którą dałem o "handlu ludźmi")
Ja: I’m read
C: You understand that is here written?
Ja: Yes
C: Good, have a nice a trip
Ja: Thanks you!
C: Bye!
Ja: Bye!
