Habiniwski oldiga tushishni umid qilgandim (nima uchunligini o'zingiz ham tushundingiz), derazasiga yaqinlashayotgan edim, TO'SATDAN OXIRIDAN IKKINCHI OYNA OCHILDI VA MANGGA ISHORA QILISHDI – U YOQQA, AZIZIM, U YOQQA...

• Men: Hellllo! I’m here! Quloqdan quloqqa tabassum, qo'l ko'tarilgan (psixologik usul, siz ong osti darajasida qo'lingizda qurol yo'qligini bildirasiz, bu bizga qadimdan kelgan, odamlar do'stona munosabatda ekanligini ko'rsatish uchun qo'llarini ko'rsatishgan).
• Men: How are you doing? Xuddi 20 yildan beri ko'rishmagan eski do'stimni ko'rgandek. Vise-konsul quloqlarigacha tabassum qildi.
• U: Hello, I’m feeling good and you?
• Men: Well, I’m fine, for sure (Juda ishonch bilan aytdim, lekin takabburlik bilan emas)
• U: Is your name Uladzislau?
• Men: Yup! You are right! This is my name
• U: Where do you study?
• Men: I am a student at ***** **** ********** named after *******. (mashhur rus shoirining ismi, buni shunday aytdimki, hatto o'zim ham uning dunyodagi eng buyuk shoir ekanligiga ishondim, garchi balki shundaydir)
• U: It seems to be very interesting place
• Men: Definitely!
  (Kompyuterga tikilib qoldi, men esa yengil iljayishda davom etdim)
• U: Ok, I see you studied at another university?
• Men: Yes, but I transferred to my University, by reason of better education and... (cuz it’s closer to my home and I’ll get better job opportunities demoqchi edim, lekin nasib qilmadi 🙁)
• U: So, what is your course of study?
• Men: I’m a fourth year student and my major is Economic(al) Law? (adashib ketdim, bo'lib turadi, asabiylashayotgan edim)
• U: Sorry?
• Men: Ooops, Economic Law
  (Pasportimni, vizalarim sahifasini ko'ra boshladi – u yerda Shengen va Polsha milliy vizasi bor)

U: I see you have several visits to EU? (U yerda 10 ga yaqin shtamp bor, pasportimni o'z vaqtida yangilaganim yaxshi bo'ldi, aks holda viza uchun bo'sh joy qolmaganini ko'rib, ochmasdi). U o'ziga o'zi: “To Poland”.

Men: Yes, I travel much, (bu yerda o'z qadrimni oshirmoqchi bo'ldim) there is a good shopping, I buy different stuff there and when the last time I was there... I have bought a car. (bu yerda eshitmadimmi yoki u “Yes, I know” dedi)

U: And where are you planning to go?

Men: I’m planning to visit *******. It is a historical city

U: I know (bu yerda aloqa uzila boshladi)

U: What duties are you going to do there?

Men: Well, I will do some cleaning job, like brushing, swiping, some storage work like preparing cleaning stuff, brooms etc., moving, removing furniture... (yana gapimni bo'ldi... juda ko'p gapiryapman, juda ko'p tabassum qilyapman va menga tuyulganidek, juda erkin ohangda gapiryapman, tuzatishga harakat qilyapman...)

Lekin qayoqda deysiz!!!

• (U sekin) Your visa is approved
• Thank you, (ketgim kelmayapti) Have a nice day!
• No, you have an exciting summer! (Va boshidagi kabi tabassum 🙂)))))
  Xulosa: Baribir yaxshi odam ekan, Douglas Johnston, Dzieki bardzo [Katta rahmat 🙂]

*Aytgancha, ikkita savolni yaxshi eshitmadim, u o'zi qaytardi.

Shtatlarda qolish niyatim yo'q, Belarusni isloh qilish kerak, bu yerda hali ish ko'p, demak, ishlaymiz...

Chiqdim, odatdagidek, miyamni o'chirdim, lekin dadillikni yoqdim. Yo'lovchidan sigaret so'radim, chekdim va bo'shashdim. Bechorahol ayol shunchalik qo'rqib ketdiki, avvaliga nima bo'lganini tushunmadi. Menga esa kulgili .

Ha, yana gulzorga ko'mib qo'ygan zajigalkamni topa olmadim...